This Counts Down to the End of Your Life! | 10 Ridiculous Tech Gadgets


what’s ambient the ambient temperature
just like of the air yeah accent monster maybe the ambient temperature like –
what’s the ambience like in here it was hot what’s going on guys I am Matthias
and welcome to another episode of ten tech items that may waste my money
because we found out that most of you do not buy these things that I buy because
I’m buying them for you so I can waste my money instead of you Tanner has
picked out 10 items that he deems could either be tasteful or wasteful but I
will be that deciding factor okay first item emergency power USB hand
crank crank SOS phone charger camping backpack okay
so I think the idea here is that if your phone dies and you’re all your other
batteries die this will always charge your phone right you’ll always have your
phone but how fast could it possibly charge it may be enough to the point
where it’ll get a call off or maybe someone will just be doing this in the
background while you’re on the phone you know if you got a long enough cable if
you don’t have a long enough cable it’s just like you’re like shut up shut up
stop it and then stop and then dies I think the slower you crank the less you
know the less power you can give 22 product rating is four out of five stars
– people view this per hour it’s like my vlog Channel I’m just kidding my vlog
channels right there I get hundreds of thousands of these not mailing – though
I don’t need views I get views I’m a byte now there you go dude
look at this thing dude why is it sealed though important crank clockwise oh it
probably just doesn’t generate electricity
it’s probably just negative energy just takes all the juice out of your phone Oh
what what is this this is not what the picture looked like I feel so the idea
of this is that you crank it walk wise and you plug your phone into that what
is this though oh this is an old product that we tested before this is gonna
verify that if it gives us power they included that with it dang show that it
can also be oh you see that did nope I’ll watch
let’s see if we can do it really slow yeah see see how it supplies less power
as I’m doing it slower it didn’t sound like that before no before I started
clink clink before I started cranking counterclockwise counterclockwise
cranking say that five times faster clockwise cranking counterclockwise to type it five times faster in the
comments all right let’s see if I can get my phone charging right now let’s
see what this does this thing keeps getting caught in the way dude
I think we broke it going counterclockwise I totally broke it yeah
counterclockwise there right important not to go the other way well that’s a
wasteful I mean I did go the opposite way
but come on I went like three turns it didn’t even provide power when it was
working though I wasn’t working I tell you that sound wasn’t there before but
if the light was lighting up but now it doesn’t even light up the cranks too
hard – story of my life next product oh I get it because of heart you’re like
trying to find out what it means no actually I was lost in thought no can
you imagine can you imagine melting clock can you imagine a melting clock I
don’t have to it’s right there hey you work of art that tells you the time
brother horribly though can you imagine the future of fun it’s not this I can
tell you that can you imagine how much fun you’ll have when you watch the clock
and you imagine watching a clock I’m having so much fun watching time go by
at the cars surreal quartz Shelf clock artistic conversation piece simply place
on shelf or mantel no mounting hardware required look at this what do you mean
you’ve never seen Roman numerals before where are all those signs dude what is
that ancient alien hieroglyphics I have the perfect place for it then when they
said on it just crushes slightly be like dude you so have you just broke time
it’s not even a joke that doesn’t make sense a bit how could you break time now
why are you already rewrite this joke the black holes have anything to do with
time yeah so how could you break a black hole dude you just sat on that clock and
you made a black hole not to mention you sound on it with your black hole there
you go that’s it and black is in dark because not a lot of light gets to it
Kabu Kabu kiya Star Wars The Force awakens kylo Ren light-up chopsticks
trying to say like chalk sticks from the hit film bun and functional use
alongside other Star Wars kitchenware items dude I like using chopsticks no
place will ever give me chopsticks you ever noticed that when you’re white they
don’t give you chopsticks they give you Forks really yeah hundred percent Oh
exactly you have to ask my wife who’s Asian never has to ask they just gave it
to her literally in the same table they’ll give me a fork and her
chopsticks stop like every place I’ve ever gone to a semester and I’m like
come on I speak the Asian just like that I’m like why you gave me chopsticks oh
they bring you another Fork bring me another point they’re like AHA
look if you look at it there’s just four tiny chopsticks on it and I’m like good
no I keep eating no that’s not what happens but they do give me that trouble
at the car I got you some neuter dude that’s offensive to my wife chopsticks
no the way you said noodles I’m gonna tell my wife you said this you can watch
the video this is how I say are you asking to be neutered I can call a
doctor and they’ll new to you I’m too young for that
the way you say that makes me think you should be how do I ignite the blade
maybe then okay so then oh it turned out dead already
well there you go isn’t Chipotle a Mexican spice yes okay what is with the
horrible abomination of Asian and Mexican cuisine all in one you gotta
know this is emitted by a white person yeah Chipotle flavor that chipotle
chicken some white person was like yeah that’ll be good I mean it’s working it
the only issue is why would chopsticks are a little bit better is because they
have a little bit more grip these as you can see are slipping right off you know
anything I’m probably doing it wrong too cuz this is why they don’t give me
chopsticks I like the light saber esque part I think this works better is just
like a little mini prop you know like when you get super mad but you don’t
want to break a lot of stuff yeah so I’ll say wasteful sadly but it’s cool
it’s a prop but that’s about it so I’ll use it as a problem and now it
stopped working again these things stink dude they’re like getting jammed and
stuff they’re not supposed to do that this one doesn’t even work at all yeah
but no this is definitely a wasteful back hair shaver man groomer ultimate
flex head body a power trimmer so we got this cup for Conor didn’t we yes awesome
I’ve always wanted a role-plays his mom no see that doesn’t work because this is
a self back trimmer you can role plays his mom with a regular one yeah so I can’t do this what I’m sorry like he
goes from behind him why is an imam from behind no no no well yeah just cuz he
loves his mom okay mom hug your mom from the front don’t hug your mom from behind
I just see kind of relationship with your mother do you have the car dude get
this bit over with boom there we go so here’s what we’re gonna do we’re going
to open this up how does this work oh it’s just supposed to lock like that that’ll show strong that’ll cut corners
there for sure okay let’s go give Connor his new gifts hey guys don’t don’t don’t
fret but I’m going to turn on your life I wouldn’t do it near the computers
right see these computers these are beautiful computers subscribe to dude
it’s hardcore too for you thick hair that’s a that’s a chainsaw that’s into
back like actually it’s cut up I want to know because that’d be cool
he want he’s gonna show up one of these days are like a streak to the top of his
head 3m precise mouse pad with repositionable adhesive backing and
battery saving design Henry’s saving design okay what is this so you can keep
it portable on the go or something like that because I’m pretty sure if that’s
not gonna be the place that you put your mouse pad on the top of your laptop
imagine like you just start using your mouse and you’re just like where’s my
screams now I assume it’s like the peel and stick where you can like stick it
onto something else battery saving design are they are they saying that
this particular pattern enhances the quality of the laser of the bottom of
your mouse and potentially even the battery consumption battery saving
design extends battery life of wireless mice where’s this claim coming from
though okay it’s somewhere in here but I don’t know if I want to read it oh oh
precise mouse pad enhanced the precision of the optical mice at fast speeds and
also extends battery life wireless mice up to 50% why they need a proper surface
to work on to reduce the loss of signal and skipping errors so mice deals with
skipping errors and they’re claiming that’s what leads to the consumption of
a mouse battery lab testing showed the optical mice from leading manufacturers
drew less current when using this mouse pad okay
maybe because it can detect where it’s moving a little bit better Add to Cart
stores on the back of your notebook extends battery life 15% 15 15% guys
look you see it 15 all the people clicking and thinking they’re getting
actual product reviews it’s like who is this guys how did you get so many views
with these product reviews I’m like it doesn’t really work that great upside
down D minus 11 that’s my rate yeah let’s see if I can put it on my screen
and use it yeah I can I put it on the top of my screen but then again it
blocks your screen you can even use my face to mouse around on
oh yeah works way better yeah right by it I think it’s the best use of my face
really honestly it didn’t – okay I’ll save tasteful before we get into the
next product big shout out to Amanda for clicking that notification bell icon and
commenting down within the first 30 minutes thank you very much here’s a
shout out for you next product smart thermometer dolphin thermo capsule
non-contact skin okay so maybe this is one of those capsules that you swallow
and you can internally take your temperature you know I’m saying maybe I
have kind of nervous about for someone to be honest you’re gonna take your
temperature internally I mean it’s better than a rectal thermometer isn’t
it still kind of a rectal thermometer yeah I guess cuz you got to poop it out
yeah I don’t think you’re supposed to eat this the body temperature of kids
and adults object’s temperature of baby milk alarm for smartphone what how you
tell the temperature front alarm oh there’s a sensor there’s the body here’s
the cover here’s the logo right here guys
but it’s where there’s no logo here Jack that’s how we take our temperature also
can measure temperature of metal plastic wood water glass ambient wine you read
that as ambient why ambient what’s ambient the ambient temperature just
like of the air yeah accent monster maybe the ambient temperature like –
what’s the ambience like in here it was hot
baby milk yeah baby milk how are you gonna just casually get the temperature
of baby milk what do you mean you look at it dad usually you test it with your
elbow wait what no no you do I’m not I go do not elbow is right test baby milk
with elbow the most sensitive part inside of your wrist not your elbow
let’s say your elbows actually senses but I know Add to Cart all right here we
go guys this is all gonna happen right now
all right Tanner open your mouth Wow the giant pill it’s like a finger Oh Oh guys
I don’t have a headphone jack because I’m an elitist okay so we’re gonna use a
dongle guys have you ever heard of these things and it’s not the thing inside
your pants okay thermo capsule open okay please open the capsule press the
button to start the measurement okay that’s 34 degrees I’m dead oh okay let’s
just change that to Fahrenheit for us American folk 94 degrees yeah that’s
that’s not great but it evidently for this baby it’s great a little bit closer
97.3 wow it was good no matter what I think 94 degrees is not good no the
issue with this is that there’s a lot of room for user error I’m sure you can get
to it to make it take accurate readings but parents are negligent and they might
take four readings which might give them incorrect data which might say that
their their baby’s fine I must say that’s wasteful just be normal and get a
rectal thermometer okay merge cube a name of that is not great hold holograms
in your hand with award-winning AR toy for kids
iOS Android phone okay so this kids are doing these days dude just come play
with a stick I can’t have fun enjoy have emerged you mom literally needs like a
thousand dollar device strapped to their head to play with like a plastic little
cube like use your imagination what’s wrong with imagination these days I
think kids have imaginations no matter what yeah if you’re not a great parent
and you use like your phone as like a device for them to just use up all their
time rather than to force their imagination you know anything because
like for instance Minecrafts out there and it’s letting kids be crazy
a phone or a computer is not a bad thing it’s basically how you use it right
utility parallels with curiata me I think anything that fits in that realm
it’s gonna 11 work yes so this I don’t know I can’t say anything about it yet
let’s say we buy toys for Luna doesn’t really care she’d much rather like go
and grab something that’s ours off the shelf or you know like find a rock and
play with that yeah so maybe if you can make things with it I don’t know Add to
Cart hit me with that oh okay I think it’s a cool idea
the first holographic object you can hold in the palm of your hand use your
phone holographic play touch and play with the
Holograms the only issue with like this kind of stuff is that like you have to
be looking through your phone and it’s like that’s not a fun way to live your
life it’s like one thing to be looking at your phone but now you’re looking at
life through your phone the dangerous precedent to be set it says get started
merge cube calm activation code oh I just gave everyone my activation code so
evidently there’s three apps right here I can choose any one of these three oh
it’s soft there’s more than 300 okay so you just downloaded eat these they went
lower than it okay you see this interesting so it keeps telling me to
put it back up like this okay so do i press it no I can’t press it on here
because there’s no like green screen but I have to click start on here I sent
round starts in three two one what are we doing go disconnect all of the green
wires okay green I still have to PI have to aim at it with the foam I actually I
have no idea what’s happening right now how do I disconnect this green wire
that’d be better if you would be able to interact with the actual cube instead of
having to interact through the phone I think you’d be able to do it let’s say
you made this like a bright green cube then the phone would be able to
potentially key in real time not key frame but key out chroma key so I mean
it’s possible and that’s what I wish they would have done but I’m stuck on
this so I’m just gonna Oh ready oh my gosh why did it countdown and then ask
me to say ready are you ready ready so this is dumb too I have to lick I have
to literally go over here and click the phone okay so now I’m ready now I’m
gonna just come on dude what you’re doing dog oh I did I already
disconnected it so I go back where did it go oh it’s still not disconnected
there’s two sides to this task complete okay round two starting in one two three
go but then it says ready
threw me off activate all the number two switches enter the sequence seven five
one on the keypad number five keypad number five
oh just literally gave it seven but okay next app okay so what’s this what’s
happening here okay so there’s like different things I
can do in here so that’s kind of cool so let’s see a hollow body whoa
so you can kind of like hold a heart in your hand like if you’re a big fan of
Indiana Jones or if you’re single and then you can kind of like see every part
of it and then if not you can click the little back oh there’s a skull that’s
interesting creeps me out it’s like it’s talking to us ah you suck okay so let’s
look at something else now let’s look at a castle oh now that’s cool I don’t know
why but that seems like way cooler to me the only issue is I really wish it did
key out your fingers I wish it did key out your fingers because that would make
it look way cooler isn’t that cool cube my god oh wait
what’s happening in there Oh fireworks look at that at the top of it yeah so
it’s a really interesting like little novelty item it’s kind of hard to do
everything it probably be easier if you were wearing it but then it’d be like a
less interesting experience I feel like it is very interesting to kind of meld
these two technologies together you know and it does a really well decent job of
tracking sometimes it falls in and out but you know what can you expect I think
it’s pretty cool it looks very interesting but I’ll give it a tasteful
but still go play with some rocks be kids you don’t need these things to be
happy luck star remote control centipede Oh we had a remote control snake once
and this actually looks more creepy old if the legs move them out I mean do that
I don’t like those I’m done dude edge guard oh that’s so big so it doesn’t
look like the legs move it’ll probably look enough like it’s moving turn the
wheels when it is still don’t turn the wheels do not do something in a racism
primarily says doh but I didn’t read gnome for some reason
you never do brilliant before I started a great
fantastic job my buzz how to be holy that will trigger some people yeah
that’s scary from top down okay it actually is scary it doesn’t feel like
it’s really waving yeah it’s on carpet do you think we’ll be able to get some
people but yeah however some let’s do it people hate
bugs hey what you doing in here did well not anymore I’m really nervous now any
time you’re walking with a camera here why that’s disgusting I’m just gonna say one
thing when I was a kid those things used to scare there was I mean he’s stuck
okay I dragon memory card reader two-in-one Apple lightning cable adapter
data sink okay interesting so it’s just a cable that reads like a micro USB oh I
get it I get it I can use a long cable for it why couldn’t you just put this
part into that part I think it’s also a USB two in one maybe that’s why it’s a
two in one alright let’s try it out Add to Cart okay here we go
I assume you put that in there for me yes there we go alright so really it
makes it look like it’s way longer when they do that but really it’s just that
okay yeah so it is a USB but it’s also a memory card reader see that dude boom
not bad okay so now I plug in my phone to it and we find out what is on this
device says I USB is not connected you why maybe I put it in wrong nope it’s in
there it just connected immediately its system information test footage I’m
afraid or what I’m gonna find on here oh this is old footage it looks at
vintage it cool I mean it works one final test see if it charges it’s
charging there you go ticker automatic metal and silicone
casual watch as a casual watch years month days this doesn’t look like a
casual watch hours minutes seconds local time oh so it’s like a countdown watch
displays remaining lifetime time until product launch or any other special date
remaining lifetime notice that me in like your own life
yeah holy junk dude ticker is a wristwatch that counts down your life
and helps you make every second count using statistics and a personal health
algorithm it will motivate you to make the right choices forget about all the
smart watches that keep you connected to your email 24/7 dhikr is designed to
help you seize the day follow your heart and be happy dude if I put this on and
it’s like seven days I’m not coming back to work tomorrow I’m never gonna see you
again so much remember ice cream carpe diem an ice cream the carpe diem dude
I’m gonna stop making YouTube videos that’s for sure
what a waste the light this is watch that card the happiness watch my
favorite things in life don’t cost any money it’s really clear that the most
precious resource we have is time Steve Jobs wait does my favorite things in
life are the things that don’t cost any money but by my problem no no this isn’t
his product I know I’m saying like why are they marketing it like that we might
have a put that quote on there but then you’re buying because they’re they’re
trying to tell you that this product will help people realize that so maybe
they’ll throw it away what they still bought it I get you I get you right here
it says 99 years 11 months dude mine says anything more than 10 years I’m
feeling blessed yeah did you eat you eat garbage dude
okay so I can adjust it so the local time is what it’s 11 or 2 years months
days ok so I can change this how do I do it more accurately because I don’t want
to just put in one day dude I don’t want to just put in 7 days left to live I
don’t want to be that guy but that might be all you have left so what’s the algorithm I thought they
said they had an algorithm wait in here guys in here it says life expectancy by
country and gender I mean this is all based on data so it’s not like they’re
just suggesting that yeah but it’s not like it’s true yeah well data shows you
truths my friend in the United States male 76 female 81 which is really high
compared ibly to all the other numbers that I’m seeing a Republic of Congo 57
and 59 Qatar 83 and 81 men lived longer I’m moving there dude they’re moving a
guitar yeah once I hit 76 five more years out of my life
guitar people have three years longer in United Kingdom there’s not as much
pressure to succeed in America everyone’s gonna dream I’m 29 right now
so I have 47 years left how does that make you feel bad 47 years that feels
pretty good I can do a lot in 47 years I mean the last tenor and pretty much you
sit on a couch true no I can still right there I mean what I mean as far as the
exact details go I don’t know if that matters too much but there you go for me
47 years left that’s it right there 47 years left if I start actually caring
I don’t eat great are you better than you but I don’t eat great that’s the
kind of guy to order a crispy chicken tender salad but only no I hate the
recipe yes I did he goes there he’s like can I get this out no I thought that
dude you literally got a 22 ounce beer yeah cuz I crushed it what you mean I’m
office of myself yeah you ready all right fine I’m gonna get the no I’m
still gonna get crispy chicken there’s some things in life that just they
matter a little bit more if I live one year less so I get to eat whatever I
want I would make that I would make that game under purse but it’s usually not
that it’s usually like 30 40 years less that’s the interesting idea that I’m
gonna just like put this on my desk one day it’s just gonna go from 47 to 46 I’m
gonna be like oh shoot this wait till it goes from 10:00 to 9:00 and
three two all right guys this is tasteful this right here is waterproof
fire ten things found at Walmart no joke it was actually waterproof fired not
even kidding not even click bidding you at all right there so click that pretty
crazy this right here’s a video that YouTube thinks you specifically will
enjoy if you’re new here also subscribe because I’d like to see you from here
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