‘Sup you Beautiful Bastards, hope you’re having a fantastic Thursday. I’m not sure what’s going on, but lets add some meows Welcome back to the Philip Meow Show, and let’s just meow into it. And the first thing we’re going to talk about today, the most meowed story of the day. In the past 24 hours there has been a huge meow story in question. The story starts with massive meow creator and personality, Tyler Oakley going on a meow Twitter spree: *reads tweets aloud meowingly* That got a lot of love and hate, people agreeing, disagreeing. He then said to some of those disagreeing: *reads aloud tweets still meowingly* And then we had a bunch of people meowing at each other. And I found this to be an interesting claim, it’s not anything I’ve personally ever had to meow with because as I’ve gone on the record in the past, because I’m a hero, a visionary, a cute meowing kitty, the voice of a generation: I love the entire rainbow. But I also haven’t stayed up late at night meowing like ‘Do I like the certain features of this race more than this other race? ‘ Usually that time is reserved for feeling like I’m alone, and empty, (cue sad meowing background music) and one day I’m going to meow and I’ll never really have mattered. But aside from meow about this because people were freaking out, I wanted to pass the question onto you meowing guys: Is it, is it racist?(slight voice crack) Is it racist if a white cat is not attracted to black cats? Is it racist if the white girl is only attracted to black cats, and hates like white cats and Asian cats? Not hate as in they hate those cats, but they just have no desire for that person to be meowing at them. Is it racist if black guys only want to meow around with white girls? Is it racist if white guys only meows after Asian girls or at the very least, prefers one race over another? It feels a little bit like a meowing thought crime. I don’t meow, it’s something that I really haven’t ever thought about. It’s something I need to kind of meow about. That meowed, I kind of sort of think everyone’s a little bit racist I meow now it’s making me think of like my past. I’m like ‘Okay I’ve dated those girls *unintelligible meowing*’ I don’t know. If someone has a personal meow that they just have, what’s the.. what’s the big meow? If someone’s meowing like ‘I don’t like black girls.’ Okay yeah *slight purr* Why are you meowing off information that no one cares about? I just don’t meow personally that I’m affected or hurt by it. If someone meowed like ‘I’m not into white guys’, (sarcastically) I’m going to be like *meow-lodramatic gasp* Is it in some way the same as like if someone was tall or short? Okay so I have to get back to work now, you’re awesomesauce Phil and friends! I don’t know, like I said, got to gestate. I’d love to know what you think. And from there I want to share some stuff I love today, and today an awesome brought to you by the DeFranco 2024 shirt. Let the world know that in 8 years, you plan on wasting your vote for someone who has zero chance of winning, and/or just get it because it’s a cool design and supports the show. Either way, those are available for the next 5 days so grab it while you can! And the first bit of awesome is a feature on South Park Videos from Captain Christian, you might remember him because we pimped out his Childish Gambino video a while back Loved the video and also, if you haven’t watched South Park in a long time, the past two seasons have been amazing. Never thought a show would feel like it hit its stride in its 19th and 20th seasons But uhh, yeah. Then we got a brand new epic rap battle: ‘The History of Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton’ For my fellow nerds, we have a new a new Pokémon Sun and Moon trailer. Is this the 18th new trailer(?) because that’s what it feels like. I mean I’m still getting excited for it but yeahh-(eee?) Release it. Release it early, just for me.[probably not serious, probably] And remember if you want to see the full versions of everything i share, the secret link of the day, anything at all, links, as always, are in the description down below. And then there was the big Apple announcement. The first is that there is a brand new app called ‘TV.’ And to simplify it, it’s just an app that takes all the content on a bunch of different apps and puts it in one place. The idea of being able to go into the TV app and you’re like, ‘I feel like Game of Thrones.’ and Game of Thrones is there and you click it, it automatically then transports you to HBO GO and you are watching an episode. With that same TV app, you’re going to be able to find stuff that’s on Netflix, that you can buy in the iTunes store. Actually I just double-checked it. The iTunes store and things like Hulu and Starz but not Netflix. That’s kinda weird. And I kind of see it just as a melding of the store and all the other apps you use to consume content. It’s just a way for them to provide convenience while at the same time upselling you on content Then really the only thing I cared about was the new Macbook Pro. They showed off the 13″ and 15″ models. They’re both thinner and lighter than previous iterations. Coming in at 3 and 4 lbs You get a new big ass trackpad. As far as ports go, they ditched everything except four USB-C’s. Also, in addition to these four ports, if you look really closely, there is something called a “Headphone Jack.” (sarcastically) Must be a cool new Apple feature. And they also have their brand new touchbar located at the top of the keyboard They showcased it being used to help with video editing, music creation, and even just texting emojis And you’ll be able to unlock your laptop with touch ID. And for those wondering, the specs and starting prices of each model, Boom! Here you go. You can order any and all of them today, but only the baby of the Pro line will be shipped today. And Apple saying the bigger and better versions will ship in two to three weeks. And my take away from this is 1. I think this upgrade just makes sense for people who haven’t had a new Macbook Pro in a long time and 2. I mean when it comes to something that is completely different and that I have never used before, I wonder how often will I use the touchbar? Skipping around in Final Cut, yeah I could see that working. Cycling through photos, that seems weird. Using it to launch favorite apps, that makes sense. It seems kind of cool but it’s not a feature that makes me go like, (melodramatically) ‘Oh God, I got to get this now.’ I don’t know, BUT something very cool: My buddy Johnathan Morrison, of course he has the YouTube channel ‘TLDToday’ He’s at the event getting a hands on and just like we did with the iPhone 7, He said,”Let’s do another dual giveaway.” So that’s what we’re going to do. One person on this video and one person on Johnathan’s video on the new Macbook Pro That person will win a brand new 13″ Macbook Pro! And to potentially be that one lucky beautiful bastard 1. Just make sure you’re subscribed to this channel 2. Make sure you hit that like button and 3. Leave a comment down below Preferrably it’s not a garbage comment / it pertains to something that I’ve talked about today, but uhh.. I can’t really stop you. The randomizer treats every comment equally. And wait, you know what? I just realized Apple is selling a $2,000-$5,000 laptop. A premium laptop that you cannot plug one of their phones directly into without a dongle. Then in tech news, Twitter is shutting down Vine. *reads tweets aloud* (For now) Now for anyone that’s been paying attention to the numbers on Vine, this is not a surprise. A lot of the big big Viners have realized they could make more money in other places jump to Facebook, Instagram, YouTube But what will be interesting to me is whether Twitter will absorb Vine-like features(or not) I mean would there even be a point? We don’t know if they are going to do something like that for the next few months. Then let’s talk about the guy that we’ve shared his videos in ‘Today, an awesome.’ He would jump from really high places into a pool. Then there was that other one where it looked like he was just inches away from dying. Well he just did a face reveal, uhh not on purpose, because his face reveal is a mugshot. *reads report aloud* Turns out it’s illegal to access private property without permission EVEN IF it’s for a dope video. “I know it’s surprising!”, he said sarcastically, but then said “sarcastically” incase anyone was too stupid to realize it was sarcasm. And I’m interested to see what happens from here because the guy has a massive archive of videos. In said videos, he’s most likely jumping from even more places he wasn’t supposed to have access to. And now that his face is out there, if he posts on the same channel, It’ll essentially be like ‘Hey look at this evidence of me committing a crime. This is my name and this how you can find me to arrest me.’ But the main point I take away from this, just.. Best. Mugshot. Ever. Then we had singer 7th Streeter in the news who blew up because she said she wasn’t allowed to do the national anthem at the 76ers game BECAUSE The organization is telling me that I can’t because I’m wearing a ‘We Matter’ jersey. (background voice: Whaaaaat?) So she claimed that because she was wearing a ‘We Matter’ shirt, which refers and raises awareness to the Black Lives Matter movement, that the 76ers organization would not let her perform. Now to this, the 76ers provided a statement that read: *reads statement aloud* And myself, like many, can’t figure out what they’re saying. Are they saying that she is lying? Are they saying there was a miscommunication and they would have been fine with it? Are they saying that that shirt is actually not a part of the positive message? Because it feels a little bit like the PR Department was like, ‘Ahh shit where’s the folder that has the *disgruntled moans* Where’s the folder that has the stock responses if someone says that maybe we aren’t fans of black people?!’ There also seems to be a case of he said she said going on. She told the associated press, “I was never given any kind of dress code.” A reporter from CBS 3 though said that a source said that *reads statement aloud* Anyway, confusion aside, the shirt doesn’t personally bother me. It’s not like she went out in a shirt that said ‘Fuck Whitey!’ It’s a peaceful acknowledgement of something that she supports that some other people support and some people don’t. And that’s actually where I’m going to end today’s show. And remember if you like this video, you like what I do on this channel, hit that like button! If you’re new here, hit that subscribe button! Also remember, if you want to snag one, grab a shirt while you can. But, that said, of course, as always, my name is Phillip DeFranco. You’ve just been filled in. I love your faces, and I’ll see you tomorrow.