Santa Faces Reality | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim


Oh, God. The world is
a pile of wet garbage. [ Echoing ] I’m so alone. ♪ What’s the point
of Santa Claus? ♪ ♪ A big, fat flop
who’s full of flaws ♪ ♪ Jesus is king,
you’re just a pawn ♪ ♪ No one will miss
you when you’re gone ♪ ♪ No one over eight
believes you’re real ♪ ♪ The world thinks
you’re a lie ♪ ♪ And your wife’s side piece
is Jerry ♪ ♪ He’s an elf ♪ And Tim Allen plays you
better than yourself ♪ ♪ Tim Allen! ♪ It’s weird how you were
made by Coca-Cola, ♪ ♪ Corn syrup’s favorite son ♪ You’re just a corporate stooge
who lives up on an ice cube ♪ ♪ Cube, cube, cube I hate being Santa Claus.

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100 thoughts on “Santa Faces Reality | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

  1. Santa Claus may not be real but he still is the idea of happiness and love threw out the holidays even though some people don't believe in him, also the world may have had some rough times recently, but it's not to late to move on with our lives, enjoy the holidays, and make our world better everyday by helping out in the world.

  2. Coca cola gave him the red clothes and the beer gut. There was an actual St. that gave kids fruit and coal. I think from Austria or something? But Coca-Cola didn't come up with him.

  3. You see, when you're supposed to be in hell it's terrible, but when you're not it's fucking great. Says a lot about Dr. Strange if he had a terrible experience in hell.

  4. Don't worry Santa, when you die you'll get reincarnated into the Norse god Odin and you'll be starring in a Marvel movie. Hell The Druids would help you carry your Viking stories from generation to generation and you'll sacrifice your eye for the cup of knowledge and gained a lot of respect and credibility later on. Of course Loki will mess things up and cause Ragnarok, but you're shining son Balder comes back after it's all over with. Trust me your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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