Oh, why can’t I resist
that silver minx? She’s like a fine steak,
aged to perfection. -Oopsy!
-Oh! [ Both moaning ] -Oh, Archie!
-Oh, Miss Grundy! -Call me Geraldine.
-Well, somehow that’s
even grosser sounding than Miss Grundy. Mmm, mmm! Oh, your tongue
is rough. Hmm. You’ve a bad girl,
Miss Grundy! Is that
the best you’ve got? Hi, I’m producer
Greg Berlanti. You’re watching the original
un-aired pilot for “Riverdale” on the CW. The first note
from the network was “For the love of all
that’s holy, please make Miss Grundy 22
instead of 82.” Bad note, but whatevs. Their second note
was to definitely cut this next part
out of the script. Who’s up for a human
centipede — with cheese?!