Monster High Vs. Cryptkeeper | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim


[ Cackles ] I love it when my wife sends me
to the — grocery gore! [ Cackles ] Ew, tampons? Young woman:
Wash your car, mister? We’re raising money for Monster
High’s fearleading team. [ Transylvanian accent ] Oh,
it’d be a bloody shame if us ghouls couldn’t raise
enough money! Without us,
how will the Mansters ever win another
casketball game? What…the [bleep]
are you doing?! We’re having a car wash. I mean the puns! I’m the Crypt Keeper!Slayson words
aremything! I’ve never even
heard of you! Blah! Yeah, if you don’t want us to
wash that filthy piece of shit, just get out of ourslay.[ Laughter ] You’resopunny! I just made
that [bleep] pun! What the [bleep] [ School bell rings ] What the [bleep]
Hello, boys and ghouls. What the [bleep] Welcome to Monster High,
stranger. I’m headless Headmistress
Bloodgood. Well, Principal Goodhead,
I’m the Crypt Keeper, and I’m here to shut
this shit show down! What ever
do you mean? The puns, man!
You’re stealing my whole life! Come on! Fearleading squad,
casketball team?! Oh, it sounds like you want
to speak to the hizzay, our physicaldeaducation
teacher. Oh, goddamn it! He’s an invisible man. He’sfrightbehind you,
as a matter of fact. [ School bell rings ] Listen, knob job, either back off my schtick or you can kiss this bulimic
emo gangbang goodbye! Trust me,
I’m a shell of a man with nothing left to lose,
and — And I’m talking to the air. [Bleep] it! [ Cackles ] Mr. Crypt Keeper,
you stand accused of committing 448 counts
of first-degree murder. What do you have to say
for yourself? Well, first of all, I find
myself here in “Fright Court” — I told you before,
this is not “Night Court.” It’s just a regular court. Well, thanks for stepping
on the bit. Can I finish? How can I be blamed
for murder when the entire school
glamorized death?! Monster High
was wholesome fun! That vampire chick, Draculara,
her daddy’s Dracula! That guy’s put more high-quality
gash in the ground than plate tectonics! [ Spectators murmuring ] I don’t completely understand
what you just said, but I am a vegan! Okay, veganism was
a 20th-century invention. Aren’t you
1,600 years old? What’d you snack on
for the first 15 centuries? You got me.
[ Chuckles ] Blood of the innocent. Monster High was a monument
to murder! All I did was carry it
to its logical conclusion! [ Cheers and applause ] Case dismissed! That’s it?! I had a whole bit
about ahungjury! [ Cackles ] Hey, where’s everyone’s go–
ah, shit. ♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk

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100 thoughts on “Monster High Vs. Cryptkeeper | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

  1. I came here from the Hazbin Hotel clip "Something Rotton" because I noticed Sir Pentious voice is oddly similar to the Robot Chicken Crypt Keeper

  2. First of all, the "Invisible Man" teaches THEATERE not phys Ed (I used to be obsessed with that girly crap)

  3. Actually, veganism was originally termed "veganism' in 1944 by Donald Watson but it's origins can be traced as far back as 3300 BC.

  4. I love the cryptkeeper i grow up to the show god i wish it was on Netflix i wash the shit out of that show

  5. "That guy has put more high quality gash in the ground than plate tectonics… " I'm a bit with Draculara on this one, it is a little convoluted

  6. "Veganism" may be a 20th century term, but feeding exclusively on plants wasn't certainly "invented" by Hollywood 'health' freaks, or by the later modern Western world in general.

  7. How would you sentence Cryptkeeper for first degree murder? Execute a convict that's dead already WOW really?!πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  8. Listen here knob jobπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. So the Back To The Future court house got turned into Monster High? That must have been from one of the darker timelines.

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