Jessica Jones’ Intervention | Robot Chicken | adult swim


[ Gulping ] Man:
Jessica, are you ready? Hold on. ♪♪ I’ve tried to make her quit,
but she can literally lift cars. No, I’ve neverseen
Jessica drink, but I can always
smell it on her because I’ve got
a great sense of smell. Oh, here’s a tip, pal —
Invest in a bidet. Jessica: So, I have a drink
every now and then. I was enslaved by Killgrave’s
mind control for years. Mind control?
That’d never stand up in court. You’re cute. Why don’t you
come here? Sit on my lap. Now put on this
“Sailor Moon” costume. Jessica, you’ve heard
from your friends and your
mind-control rapist, but there’s one more person
with a message for you. [ Door shuts, all gasp ] What happened? Jessica, the drinking is
negatively affecting your life. You don’t take care
of yourself anymore. You’ve grown cold and distant
to your friends and family. [ Voice breaking ]
Please take this opportunity to bring back
the Jessica we all love. [ All crying ] You know, the acid
destroyed my tear ducts, also. Listen, everyone.
I’m fine. I don’t need rehab. You’re overreacting. Oh, for the love of —
You don’t want to drink anymore. [ Robotically ]
I don’t want to drink anymore. Oh! Ohh! Can you help me
with my carb addiction? Well, of course,
I can. Wink. You’re in trouble
now, kid.

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100 thoughts on “Jessica Jones’ Intervention | Robot Chicken | adult swim

  1. It's awfully nice that the supervillains want to help Jessica Jones get over her alcoholism, then again, maybe they just want their worthy opponent back.

  2. You couldn't get any of the original actors to voice this? I'm sure you could have grabbed David Tennent from the DuckTales booth and compel his to do his Killgrave dialogue.

  3. Freaking Kingpin just breaking down in tears, glad to see Robot Chicken hasn't changed, Daredevil just has no emotion at all

    "You know the acid destroyed my tear ducts also!"

  4. If Kilgrave says "You want to have sex with me" and "You love this" is it really rape?
    Certainly if he told a woman to undress and she felt compelled to even if she didn't want to, then it would be rape because she would be a screaming for him to stop in her head. If Kilgrave told her she willingly consents though, how is it rape? 🤔

  5. I swear, kilgrave makes me want to go wendigo and attack him to which I'd make sure he would never use his powers again.

  6. Sadly this is Netflix Jessica Jones in a nutshell.  An anti social drunk who dwells and stews in the dark parts of her life and only starts to give a shit about other people AFTER her "best friend" turns into a monster and is sent to supervillain prison.

  7. I dont want to be that guy. But her substance abuse and traumatic rage filled motives are her only redeeming qualities as a character.

  8. lol when I watched this show on Netflix, I was like "this chick drinks liquor every freak'n day". I bet you if someone gave Jessica a bottle of water, she'll throw that crap out the window.

  9. Jess definitely has substance abuse problems, but it's probably not as bad as it looks, her metabolism takes care of most of the alcohol.

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