Introducing Amazon Scarlxrd (Amazon Echo Voice DLC)

When it first arrived from Amazon I didn’t know what it was You’ll see Is it for me, it’s for everyone it’s called Amazon echo How’s it going? I’m just finishing up right now. Is it on. Oh it’s always on. Can it hear me right now? Nope, it only hears you when you use the wake word. We chose Alexa. Well. What does it do? Alexa what do you do? I fly around in a jet, ayy
I got some tats on my neck, ayy I put the work for the rest, ayy
I’ve been getting to the cheque Alexa, play rock music Full force heart attack
5 point punch don’t hold me back We see through you like Wait, I wanna try Alexa, what time is it? It’s 5 O You actually don’t have to yell at it. Okay uses far-field technology so it can hear you from anywhere in the room Anywhere yes, well everyone can hear you anyway. Oh is that what we’re gonna put it I was thinking of putting it there, but it works anywhere Echo is pretty neat because it knows all sorts of things, all you have to do is ask. Alexa how tall is Mount Everest? 500 on my feet
No stairs in my new house, elevator needs a key That’s also how it gets it to answers just read that off the Box, huh? Dad really likes the echo just plugs in so we never have to charge it plus it Goes really good at keeping track of things like shopping and to-do lists and people Alexa add wrapping paper to the shopping list I do that sh*t all the time! Alexa how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon Sometimes I hope that she dies, yeah! Okay Alexa set a timer for eight minutes Alexxa give me my flash news briefing You can access echo from anywhere I could make her come in person on the banister. I’ve been chased up in the worst way. I don’t care no more I’m a fucking different person

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58 thoughts on “Introducing Amazon Scarlxrd (Amazon Echo Voice DLC)

  1. The guys who make these must hate this fake ass fucking family dude I can’t stand these people anymore I’ve seen so many videos on it WHO TF GATHER AROUND ANYTHING THEY’VE ORDERED AND JUST SIT THERE AND TALK AND SHIT YALL A WEIRD ASS FAMILY EWW

  2. Bruh I thought this was fucking Real I feel so fucking Retarted 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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