If Google Was A Guy


Next! Hello, there. Is today tomorrow New Zealand? …Yes. Foot same-length Europe? What? Inch… Same length Europe? Gmail.com! *groans* (under breath) Oh, God. What is “Bitcoin”? Butthole! *kid chuckles* Gross fat butthole dick poop! Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippy. You mean, “Mississippi”? Hey. I’m not a dictionary. My grandson, Nathan! Song that goes… *Repetitive enthusiastic meowing* *ugh* Girls College. College Girls. Nude. *sighs* … Really? Patrick Castles. Pat Castles. Pat Castles… Funny. Bitcoin Market Value. Weed…Amount…Legal… NYC. Patrick Castles. Funny Writer. College Humor. Are you gonna do this all day? What IS Prime Meridian?!?! Heghog cute! Do you mean,”Hedgehogs-” HEGHOG CUTE! …God. Do you mean, “Hedgeho-” HEDGEHOGS CUTE!!! Adderal max dose. Yeah, I- Adderal max dose.. 165 lbs man? Okay. Adderal max dose.. 165 lbs man… 20 years old? Adderall overdose signs! Download Firefox! Ever heard of “Chrome”? How to buy Bitcoin. Titanic drawing. Titanic *movie* drawing. Ummmmm…. Titanic movie drawing *scene*. Kate Winslet tits. Round Two! Facebook.com- My grandson, Nathan. No. Dexter based on real? Free hamster. Unbuy bitcoin. Boston bomber. It’s a real tragedy. Cute one. Oh, fucking shit!

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100 thoughts on “If Google Was A Guy

  1. Are we gonna ignore how this couldve actually informed us about bitcoin and we couldve bought at the right time lmao?

  2. 0:59 after 5 years I finally understand this joke.

    To explain: That person is Pat Castles and when he asks for “Pat Castles funny” almost everything gets taken away to signify Pat Castles is not funny

  3. 0:21 0:23 I can't stand what that kid said 😂😂😂😂😂

    Oh shit someone help me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. Person:Hi my name is Jon an-

    Google: okay I'm going to sell that information to my good pal Facebook for money egegegeg.

  5. I thought it said “if google was gay” and I was disappointed to see that, once I already clicked on it, that It said “if google was a guy” 😔

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