Honest FCC Advert | Net Neutrality

Hello, I’m from the FCC We know you love the Internet That’s why we thought we should let you know that we’re about to replace it with a new online experience… The Shitternet To bring you the Shitternet we’re getting rid of the fundamental thing
that makes the net awesome No, not porn… Net neutrality! It’s what made the net truly free and open,
giving a voice to the silenced REEEEEE! and sparking innovation, education… AND THE VERY BEST LITERATURE! MUSIC! TECHNOLOGY! SCIENCE! CULTURE! THE WORLD’S EVER SEEN In short: it’s what made the net the most
empowering, liberating force in human history Which is why we wanna to kill it so Fraudband Providers can replace it
with a two-tiered Shitternet with a fast lane for stuff they want you to see
and slow-ass speeds and extra fees for stuff they don’t In other words: a steaming pile of shit
like Cable TV SHITTERNET! Where the only news you’ll see is this
which coincidentally is owned by them Who’ll make you do this to access your favourite sites Where these companies will dominate the net
even more And where if your ISP doesn’t like what you
say you might end up seeing this But don’t worry, if you don’t like it
you can choose a different provider… (lol) We know most of you only have one option of ISP So your only choice will be Shitternet
– or No-Internet! It’s all part of our MAFIA policy: to let
the people we work for – not you, these people monopolize the Internet and reverse
the course human evolution SHITTERNET! The only thing standing between you and this
fucked-up dystopian nightmare, is Congress Which is why unless you get on the phone
to them right now on December 14 we’ll be voting to kill Net Neutrality
and with it, the Internet you love Fortunately for us, you’re all too busy fighting each other to come together and stop this bullshit which will screw not just you,
but everyone on the planet including future generations
who may never know a free and open Internet Welcome to the Shitternet Coz an informed, empowered humanity isn’t
good for our shareholders Authorised by Verizon I mean, the Feral Communications Commission

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100 thoughts on “Honest FCC Advert | Net Neutrality

  1. This video did not age well. The companies that we're begging the FCC to keep the Net Neutrality rules are the ones that have gone and completely censored Alex Jones and more on the way. Meanwhile, AT&T keeps giving me more high speed data.

  2. Wow this video got it wrong. You have congress enact net neutrality you CREATE shitternet. This is exactly what these big boys want. Also who provided that near monopoly in the first place? Government.

    Hey Net Neutrality supporters. There is no such thing as "ripping up the streets" to lay cable. We don't lay 4 foot wide cable anymore. That went away with black and white TVs.

    20 ISP providers could come into your area and set up shop and you'd never know they were there. But yes thanks for helping to create an artificial monopoly based on your lack of technical knowledge. Look up wifi, repeaters, microwave, fiber optic, how streets are made, conduits….

    Government creates the monopolies with the help of these businesss then they want to fix this by giving these companies more power through regulation. Stupid is as stupid does. About as dumb and being against corporate fascism while giving wall street 1.8 tril in QE money and forcing us all to buy ins policies.

    HOW are they going to know what content is being throttled. Hey watch this same groups video on the five eyes program.

  3. That fake American accent sounded so real! More importantly, I'm glad to see that she's finally covering American corruption. All her satire about Australia made them look like America in all the worst ways. Maybe they are that bad; I don't know. But I do know that one elite oligarchy disguised as a democracy is bad enough already.

    Australian satire has noticed that the American government is even more corrupt than the Australian government

  4. 0:46. Una MONTAGNA di MERDA fumante come la tv via cavo!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Hahaha Troppo forte!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. One or your financial supporters here… This is just lefty bullshit. The net was fine before government tried to regulate it and commandeer other people's infrastructure by telling them how to put it to use. I you want a better internet, build it – don't put a gun to someone else's head and try to force them to make their networks suit you.

  6. Why when they mention the oppressed they keep mentioning people like Alex jones the frog men and General right wing shut-fuckery?

  7. Itโ€™s April 2019 and Shitternet is finally coming out. I canโ€™t wait for my ISP to shovel all that wonderful โ€œfree and open internetโ€ down my Ethernet ports.

  8. They can't touch porn because it will result in WW3 or global revolution. America learned from banning alcohol :P.

  9. Communists told Russians, plant your crops, farmers will have neutrality, they planted their crops, then the communists killed them and took their crops! Ring a bell? Are we learning yet? With net neutrality the rich will dominate the web, and it can be used for maximum evil, with no control, porn, child sex, anything goes with net neutrality!

  10. It's kind of funny that I'm having trouble viewing this video. See, Cox throttles my access and demands a higher premium so I can have videos to run properly. This is what happens without Net Neutrality. Cox decides I shouldn't have access to YouTube videos without having to reload them every five seconds. The alternative? Get access to a different ISP and have the same scenario.

  11. I wonder how long it will take before people realize that "calling your representatives" doesnt do anything. If you want to make your voice heard, get armed and march on Washington.

  12. The Juice MediaโœŒ๏ธthe shining star ๐ŸŒŸ of the online endangered progressive media! My resolution this year will be that if I find employment… I shall contribute to your noble cause

  13. …. This will be the most controversial of all your videos, this is the most disturbing and it involves EVERYONE and yes as you say, "future generations too." They are like a child told not to touch the cake on the table, they have inchey fingers and want so much to touch that cake, take a mouthful of it. I knew it would come to this one day. Make us so dependent on the internet then do this, all pre-planned.

  14. …. Please Russia and China, invent your own internet, then we can truly dump horrible USA once and for all. You're the only 2 countries the cowardly tyrant USA is afraid of. So please, invent a www and provide ISP, much appreciated ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. It's refreshing to see Democracy Now! in the list of channels that the government does not want us to access. You rock Amy!

  16. I know this is an old video, but i try to show these to everyone I can, here in the US. I can't thank you enough for making these, keep up the amazing work! You guys are doing the Lord's work, one satirical observation at a time. Keep preaching o7

  17. "…the most empowering, liberating force in human history …" – Yeah, and the truth shall set you free….
    The truth will never set you free , it will bind you with responsibilities , it will keep you awake at night thinking about your kids future, about not destroying the planet , about making your vote count and other shit like that. Who wants that ? Life in the matrix is so much better than being free. Isn't it ?

  18. Our world Will soon be like it is in the movie Demolition man…. Run by corrupt and probably gay or peodofile types, dictating what civilians can or cannot day and do. Fuck…. even swearing is a crime.

  19. Have you even watched the solar charger ad that comes on before your video? Maybe you should. It has false claims that it can charge 2 laptop batteries. It would be difficult if not impossible to charge one laptop battery let alone two. Should we call that fuckery?

  20. WAIT! This channel is 100% liberal propaganda! Liberals love CNN and MSNBC because of all the fake news they provide.

    So this is bullshit that you support net neutrality. Because liberals want to control everything. You're fucking lying.

    Did you liberal propaganda artists forget that net neutrality goes against your credo of government control, socialism, and subjugation of the masses buy your government masters?

    This channel is lying! They do NOT support nett neutrality. They support socialism. They support fake news from CNN and MSNBC. They support government control of your entire life!

  21. It won't be long until youtube starts censoring in favour of the establishments, Google has already starte toadying up to the government

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