‘Hi, guys! This is Bumchick Babloo.’ Feeling very excited and also very happy.
Are you wondering why I’m acting all posh? That’s because I landed a job.
A job which none of my friends could land. So, I’m excited.
See you around. Hello! Welcome to our office.
Meet our team. We’re happy to have you
in this family of ours. I can’t wait to be welcomed
by these guys. No one seems to bother.
Maybe I should break the ice. Excuse me. I’m Bumchick Babloo.
– So? Who cares? – I’m starting new here! So? You want someone to garland you?
– Well, if you could show me my workspace.. You think I’m an errand boy?
Head that way, you’ll find the HR’s room. Go ask her. Let me introduce you to the employees.
– Sure. Guys, this is Bumchick Babloo.
He’s now part of our family. So, let’s welcome him. This is so cool.
I get such welcomes wherever I go. Excuse me. You are Kiran, right?
Manager asked you to introduce me to the team. Oh! So, you’re a celebrity
who needs to be introduced? Sure, I’ll introduce you. People, I need your attention. Yours too.
This guy is Bumchick Babloo and is starting new here. He wanted me to introduce him to you all, so I am.
Anything else you want? Like, shaking hands with all? No, I’m good. – Now, be frank.
– I am good. – Then get to work. Kiran..
– Yeah, bro? – I’ve an idea. Good. Let’s go discuss it in conference room.
– Sounds cool. This idea seems workable. I’ll tell him first.
Bro, I’ve an idea which will help this firm a lot. So, the idea is..
– Wait. We’ve a conference room. Any idea we get must be discussed there.
– I see. Sure, let’s go. So, Babloo, what is your idea?
– You said we’d discuss it in the conference room? Ideas discussed here will remain confidential
more than they will in any conference room. So, this is the conference room?
Anyways, the idea is.. Bro, I’m starving. Let’s go have lunch.
– Sure, let’s go. Bro, since it is lunch, shall we go to the cafeteria?
– Cafeteria? What is that? Well, the place where people have lunch.
– Oh, now I get it. Look around. Why are people having lunch at their workspaces?
What is going.. What is this guy upto? Hi, Babloo.
– Hi! – I’m Sahiti. I heard you were a topper in college.
– That’s true. – Are you from an IIT? Yes, I’m from an IIT.
– So nice! Are you Babloo?
– ‘Man, this lady seems dangerous.’ Hey, you! Are you Babloo?
– Yes. – Manager asked me to give you this file. How dare you touch me?
– That was unintentional. – No, it was not! You seem like a pervert
to be touching women. So, how are you finding work?
– It’s good, actually. – Nice! Incase you’ve doubts, ask around.
Like I said, we are all a family. Like you know, we work for 8hrs.
If you clock in extra hours, food would be provided. You’ll be having appraisals once every 6 months.
What is your current package? It is around 4LPA.
– I see. Keep working hard and within 6 months
you could double it. You’ll also be getting
other incentives. Since, you’re a fresher you’ve a good road ahead.
I suggest you give your best and take the best. Is this manager’s room or some store room?
He doesn’t even have a laptop. Excuse me, sir..
– Hi, Babloo! Be seated. So, how are you finding work?
– It’s good, actually. Did you finish the task I gave you?
– You asked me to finish by evening, but I will by noon. By noon? I thought you’d do it in 2 hours.
– In 2 hours? I see. Do I get paid if I work extra hours?
– Oh, yeah! You’ll get something around 300 to 500. Something between Rs. 300 to Rs. 500?
And when will I get a hike? You’ll get a hike once every 3 years.
– Once every 3 years? You need to work hard and must be a fast learner.
What is your package? Rs. 12,500 per month
and after taxes I only get to take home Rs. 9,525. That is like a lot of money.
You’ve to work much harder to justify your salary. Let’s go, bro.
– You carry on. I’ll book a cab. Our office provides cabs.
– But, I’ve a long way to go. No issue. The office cab reaches
every location in the city. So, how was your first day at job?
– Fine, I guess. – Good for you. What for are you waiting here?
– For the cab. – You booked a cab? Doesn’t our office have a cab?
– Our office has a cab? How do you go home everyday?
– I walk for a kilometer each day to the bus stop. There, I catch a bus.
– Is it? This is how it is.
So, never expect much from your office. If you do, you’ll end up like this.
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