Toilets are made so that people can sit down and take a shit. Anyone can sit on a toilet. And if the toilet is large enough two people can shit together. And tell jokes. Or make up stories. Or just listen. Toilets are for people and that is why toilets are like Facebook. Magazines. Febreze. Toilet paper. These are things that people use when they shit together. So they can open up and connect about ideas and music and other things people share. We all want to connect sometimes we just don’t know how. That’s why we have toilets… and Facebook.