Chupacabra Rap | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Pablo, looks like someone sucked
the blood out of our goats! Who the hell
would do that? [ Hip-hop music playing ] ♪ You wanna know who be sucking
all these goats? ♪ ♪ Ha ha ♪ I’m a chupacabra,
legendary creature ♪ ♪ Tiny-ass goat,
you know I’m gonna eat ya ♪ ♪ I suck goats
like a bad mother– ♪ ♪ “Cabra” means goat ♪ “Chupa” means sucka ♪ Bloodsucking stud
at a goat buffet ♪ ♪ Yeah, I be sucking on goats,
like, every day ♪ ♪ My thick-ass skin
is like ancient armor ♪ ♪ I suck more goats
than an Appalachian farmer ♪ ♪ Wanna roll with me ♪ Then you’re out of luck ♪ Unless you be bringing
some goats to suck ♪ ♪ You think I’m lying,
man, I’ll slit your throat ♪ ♪ You best believe me
when I say ♪ ♪ I suck so much goat ♪ He’s a chupacabra ♪ That’s why he can gloat ♪ Sharp-ass fangs,
big old wings ♪ ♪ We forgetting anything? ♪ Oh, yeah, he sucks goat ♪ I came to chew bubble gum
and suck on goats ♪ ♪ And I’m all out of gum —
that’s my favorite quote ♪ ♪ I suck on goats
every week and weekend ♪ ♪ If I ain’t sucking goats,
then I’m probably sleepin’ ♪ ♪ Got a goat-sucking process ♪ You know you want it ♪ Number one, find a goat ♪ Number two, suck on it ♪ I’ve sucked on goats
from here to New Orleans ♪ ♪ I sucked more goats
than a milking machine ♪ ♪ I’m the greatest of all time ♪ Can’t you see ♪ “G” to the “O”
to “A” to the “T” ♪ ♪ Chupacabra, son ♪ I hope you take note ♪ I’m a bloodthirsty gangsta ♪ I’m-a suck your goat ♪ He’s a chupacabra So, uh,
you want my mix tape? Does this
answer your question? Wait, wait, wait!
Wait a minute, man, how many times could you
possibly use that? Eh,
more than you might think.

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100 thoughts on “Chupacabra Rap | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

  1. " I came to chew bubble gum and suck on goats. And I'm all outta gum, that's my favorite quote! I suck on goats every week and weekend. If I'm not suckin goats, then I'm probably sleepin!"😂😂😂

  2. Leave it to the mexicans to create a mythological creature that attacks goats. No werewolfs rampaging through villages, trolls charging through forests, or vampires ruling through dread holdfasts. Goats.

  3. G to the O to the A to the T
    I like good goats and i like good trees
    Suck so much goat you wouldn't believe
    And i suck more goats than a milk machine

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  5. Chupacabra really Exists.

    Is Chupacabra in America real or fake? Scientist Dijo Thomas Scientifically Proves Chupacabra ! Documentary. YouTube Channel: RARE WildLife.


    Watch Real Raktha Athika  [Chupacabra species in India] video: [With English sub-titles]

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